OK, here's what happened about a month ago in my house. I was looking in the mirror when I realized that someone was watching me. You have probably had that experience before. I felt a cold chill, and I knew that soon I would have to call someone. My friend Destiny had called me the previous day, and told me all about Kelsey's problem with the stray dog that was acting strangely, and I was a little worried about my


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sanity. Then, all of a sudden, I saw creeping towards me what I realized was the thing that I most feared, and right then I realized I was rather unattractive! I remembered what my horoscope had told me about a situation like this. It was very important that I not blush. Very calmly, I walked away and realized I looked ridiculous. Before I knew it, I was sobbing uncontrollably, and I cried like a baby. So you see, I really didn't get hurt, and I decided I had to tell you all about it.

Signed: Cornelius